Trump: the presidential candidate is now Trump: Sneaker con man. It just goes to show you can take the man out of the carney, but you can’t take the carney out of the man. Yours for only $399! Limited time! Especially comfy for those with bone spurs (excellent for avoiding military service!). Serving your country (and Trump’s bottom line) one pair at a time. So where are these sneaks manufactured? Maybe daughter Ivanka can lend a hand. Remember, Ivanka’s shoes were manufactured in China thanks to a sweet exemption for Chinese garment and footwear during Trump’s tariff disputes with China. Trump’s garish godasses come to you under the registered trademark of CIC Ventures LLC, based in West Palm Beach Florida, which, interestingly, seems to be the same address as the Trump International Golf Club. Hmmmm. Yet CIC Ventures insists that Trump doesn’t have his fingers (or toes) in this podiatric pie. Riiiight. Sneakerheads, beware. This is a Trump Trojan Horse-shoe, bearing dubious gifts, a soleless endeavor, for a limited time! hoping to lace up your vote. Don’t be taken in by a down-at-heel candidate who has already announced the many ways he will tread on our freedoms, drop-kick our allies, grind our Constitution under his boot heel, all for a personal Presidential pardon. It’s time to just say no. It’s time to send Trump and his limited edition kicks to the curb.