Trump’s Secretary of Education confuses artificial intelligence with A.1. Original Steak Sauce. His Secretary of Homeland Security can’t secure her own purse containing her passport, her DHS access badge and $3,000. His Secretary of Defense shares sensitive military information wittingly or unwittingly in two unsecured Signal chats, one including an Atlantic journalist and one including his wife, brother and personal lawyer. As measles makes its return across the country, Trump’s Secretary of Health and Human Services says vaccines are a personal choice while making massive cuts to the Centers for Disease Control. In this laughably inept cabinet, loyalty trumps competence. With friends like this, who needs enemies? And then there is the man himself, whose erratic and ill-thought-out tariffs are tanking the stock market and raising the specter of recession, the first since 2007. But not to worry. It’s all Biden’s / Jerome Powell’s / fake news’ / insert new scapegoat here’s fault. Sorry, Donald, this is on your watch. Your doing. Your fault. You said only you could fix it. This is anything but.